Sometimes things just lend themselves to individual interpretation. Sometimes things just beg to be questioned. Sometimes, you just can't let something go without acute analysis of its meaning.
I see your curiosity is piqued and you have decided to read on. And so begins our very short tale. As we were mosey-ing our way to the Museum of Natural History in Manhattan, we ran across a message from The Fourth Universalist Society in Central Park West. Now, as we did not have time to attend this riveting service, I was forced to draw my own conclusions regarding its cryptic meaning...and in no particular order, here they are:
One: This is a reference to the obscure, but meaningful "Jesus and the Three Little Pigs"
Two: The Last Supper was "Atkins Friendly"
Three: Wall Street is using unfair tactics to increase the price of Pork Bellies
No disrespect meant to The Universalists, but you can't just put something like that on your marquis and not expect someone to grease your wheels a bit. And who says The Divine is without a sense of humor???
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